
Pete: "Hey, are you on twitter?!"
Vicente: "...no."
or...
Pete: "Say, what are you doing this Saturday? I'm having a little get-together down at the yacht club. I'm christening my new sloop. How'd you like to mow my lawn?"
or...
Vicente: "This place, is not as sexy."
It's former Mexican President Vicente Fox with USC Head Coach Pete Carroll. I know you can do better than these, I'm just still grieving over Mutombo.