I'm tired of hearing about Michael Phelps and his altogether unremarkable photo with his Swedish-made penis enlarger/ bong.
- He's 23.
- He's got more money than God.
- He holds a honky record that no honky will dare challenge for years.
- That record will protect his image like a bulletproof vest.
- He is a goon.
All of these are indicators that Michael Phelps will likely smoke some ganja. If you think he won't, you're a tremendously large idiot.
So. Stop talking about Michael Phelps smoking some grass. I'd be more surprised if he didn't. And above all, never forget that he is first and foremost a laughable, awkwardly-jawed goon.