It's a super special fantastic NFL COMBINE edition!
Sanchez: "And I was just like WE RUN IT MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY! And Pete Carroll was like whaaaat, and I was like YEAH!"
Stafford: "Awww man dude."
Or how about this?
Stafford: "So I ordered like four or ten whoppers, it musta been this big man, and just woofed em down."
Maybe a little bit of this?
Both: "These are some super cool shirts!"
Surely you Hobbers can do better than this. Remember; Submit your captions and tell your friends. Prizes could be in the near future if you kids can get your act together.
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Stafford: Really? We used to have a maid named 'Sanchez'
ReplyDelete[Not trying to offend anybody, Stafford grew up in an affluent part of Dallas, wear hispanic maids and white idiots are common]
Sanchez: No, Matt, I don't want to go hog wrasslin'
ReplyDeleteStafford: All I can see is Ms. Geist's fat ass jigglin in my face.
ReplyDeleteSanchez: You have watched Varsity Blues one too many times.
Stafford: Can you believe we're about to make 25 million.
ReplyDeleteSanchez: No.........YES
AM I RIGHT!!!!!!!
Stafford: So how did that whole sexaul thought thing work out.
ReplyDeleteSanchez: Well it kinda went away, but it probably cost me a year of starting, but I gue...
Stafford: Yeah I had a sexual assault thing....EXCEPT I DIDN'T GET CAUGHT!!!!
Sanchez: I hate you so much right now.
Stafford: You know what gets all the ladies?
ReplyDeleteSanchez: Slightly disheveled shaggy hair?
/high five
Sanchez: You're out of shape.
ReplyDeleteStafford: Huh huh, I know.
Stafford: Hey how did you do on the wonderlick? I think I did well.
ReplyDeleteSanchez: Yeah I did fine, I knew most of the answers.
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Rhett Bomar: Oh shit that was a TEST!!!
Stafford: "I saw this chick and her butt was like ......ooo man"
ReplyDeleteSanchez: Shakin' it, jiggle it, who sings that track?
ReplyDelete/wire elitism
Stafford: 5.......5 Dollar........5dollar foot longs.......5.......5 Dollar........5dollar foot longs
ReplyDeleteHung out with Stafford one time. Cool Guy.
ReplyDeleteNever returns my phone calls, he must have gotten a new one for the draft.
(off camera) Mike Patrick: are you kidding me?!?!?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteStafford: Yea I can't believe I over threw him, but it was only by about this much. no biggie.
(off camera) Mike Patrick: HOLLLYYYYY COWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
//patrick is a douchism
Is anyone gonna post a winner? My vote goes to either Icehouse's first post... the racist one... or to Brian's Subway reference. They both made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteStafford: What was it like after Pete Carroll tea bagged you at your farewell press conference?
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