Reggie: mmmmmmm... chocolate sorbet.
or...
"Well, Kim was talking about needing some shoulder pads or some shit, so I was like, 'here, try these on.'"
or...
Reggie: THIS ICE CREAM'S GOING STRAIGHT TO THAT ASS! YES! REGGIE WINS AGAIN!
/Reggie somersaults
This should be comedic gold, you hacks. Do it to it.
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Reggie: It's a mini-lightsaber!
ReplyDeleteKim: It's a mini-lightsaber!
Kim: "Oh my god, shoesth!!!"
ReplyDeleteReggie: "Lets get some shoesth lets get some shoesth."
Unseen customer: "Oh my god it's Gorzo the Mighty, Emperor of the Universe."
ReplyDeleteReggie: "Yeah Kim, why ARE you famous?"
ReplyDeleteKim: "You know what... I really don't know."
KIM to Paparazzi: "I'm not Cher, you moron. Does Cher get nailed by big black football players? No! Cher fucks white guys who can't ski to save their lives."
ReplyDeleteReggie: Now Reggie Miller has to say that Reggie Miller likes what Reggie Miller sees...you wanna conversate fo a few?
ReplyDeleteKim: Like, fur sure
Reggie: cuz in a few we gunna do what we came to....Reggie gulps down some more of his imaginary slurpy....do..ahhh...aint that right boo?
Kim: you old wak ass, no game having, weak b-ballin..
Bi stander (not pictured): GET EM!
Kim:...Biggie Line stealing, bald headed...
Bi Standander: GET EM!
Kim...ugly motha fucka yo mama should have swallowed yo ass...
:::Crowd Erupts:::
Reggie: Looks down...pauses and looks up..."Now Baby, why you gotta hate on Reggie Miller so bad?"
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ReplyDeleteReggie Millers just trying to get his SWIRL on GIRL
That's Reggie Bush. Not Snagglejaw.
ReplyDeleteAt the weekly meeting for Stupid Jackets Anonymous
ReplyDeleteReggie: Now Reggie Bush has to say that Reggie Bush likes what Reggie Bush sees...you wanna conversate fo a few?
ReplyDeleteKim: Like, fur sure
Reggie: cuz in a few we gunna do what we came to....Reggie gulps down some more of his imaginary slurpy....do..ahhh...aint that right boo?
Kim: you old wak ass, no game having, weak b-ballin..
Bi stander (not pictured): GET EM!
Kim:...Biggie Line stealing, bald headed...
Bi Standander: GET EM!
Kim...ugly motha fucka yo mama should have swallowed yo ass...
:::Crowd Erupts:::
Reggie: Looks down...pauses and looks up..."Now Baby, why you gotta hate on Reggie Bush so bad?"
...this basically has to win...
Kim sure does love the chocolate
ReplyDeleteI'm going to leave this open and not declare a winner for a little bit longer.
ReplyDeleteBut despite a Lattimer reference to Gorzo the Mighty, White Yao is in the lead.
What's white, black, and red all over?
ReplyDeleteKim Kardashian after Reggie beats her ass for wearing that in public.
Reggie and Kim both just got off work, going home after a hard day on the job.
ReplyDeleteBush: Hey Kim, don't you think it's ironic that we're eating at a "ColdStone" since I'm stoned and you're a cold hearted Bit...babe?
ReplyDeleteKim: What's Iruncick?
Gorzo the mighty was good, Joey's was better, but I think VTHH wins with the mental image of Reggie Bush whipping KK's ass in public.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Kim, Marshawn Lynch still fawns over you.
And it should be known that I did have to get an Icehouse clarification on Gorzo the Mighty. Which in my mind puts me out of the running.
ReplyDeleteWord. Now I can pay for my Valtrex.
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