Thursday, February 12, 2009

A tale of two collegiate athletes

So after watching this play several times, you may conclude that the dunker is destined for greatness, destined to take the world's breath away with death-defying dunkery. Maybe even something greater.

You'd be right. 15 on the baby blues did shock and awe the world with his athleticism and his nose for the hoop. Now, he's kind of broken down, a shell of himself. Vince Carter, we hardly knew you.

What about the guy getting flushed on? The guy that was too slow on the backside help? The one without enough hops to even remotely challenge VC's flush? He did alright. He finished college, got his degree. He was subsequently drafted with the number one pick, and has four rings under his belt. Tim Duncan, we still know you.

So I'm not sure why, but I thought it would be nice to look back today. More than a decade after the fact, we see these two superstars in very different lights. From beasting on competition in the ACC, they have gone on to win gold medals, inspire people, and make millions of dollars. Vince was the biggest draw in the NBA from 1999-2001. Timmy's definitely headed for the hall, and the fifth Spurs number to be retired (he will also someday kill that rat bastard John Connor). The artist formerly known as Vinsanity has a far different legacy, for better or worse.


  1. Duncan: "Error...error...ERROR!!!!"

    /shuts down in safe mode.

  2. Tim Duncan may be going to the hall while also being on the bad side of a posterization more than anyone else.

    I guess it's just his style, but it's gotta be embarrassing.

    If anyone can find a clip or picture of the dunk Marcus Camby had on Duncan in the '99 Finals, I would be forever indebted to them.

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  4. And this my friends is why Joey is a loyal reader and an All American hero.

  5. Joey wins, and may even be in the lead for GRH MVP.