WOO! LONGHORNS! I WON THE SUPER BOWL!
Casey Hampton is fantastic.
YES! What is up, internet? Did you miss me? Did you? You know you did.
Anyways, it's been a pretty good week, considering there is no football to be had until after labor day. Things could definitely be worse. For instance, you could be stupider than Tommy Lasorda.
Most of you Hobbers down in Hobbsville probably aren't aware of this, but one of the most incredible competitions is going on right now. The Volvo Ocean Race. At the moment, the boats are recovering from a battering in Qingdao, before they start their marathon to the Mediterranean. Need more proof that it's awesome?
I don't know if any of y'all saw it last night, but Clemson gave Duke something to cry about. Seriously, even Coach K said that it was the worst basketball you can possibly play. The best part? Seeing Kyle Singler get yanked on.
And again, something weird from Europe. Wait until about 0:38 in, it starts off odd enough. But around 1:35 is when they truly begin to break it down.
So there you have it. Solid week all around. Anyways, it's been fun. I could use suggestions for things to include in this space, so remember to drop links to your favorite videos into our email, fbook, or comments sections.
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Every Time I watch Techno Viking I pick up something else from this truly epic video.
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine the Techno Viking is doing this exact same thing right now.
ReplyDeleteAnd I also believe this is his only form of income; dancing on the street as people give him water, fruit roll-ups and informational pamphlets.
All who stand in his way are belong to us.
Aye; how lowly/mightily the Viking has fallen/risen, depending on your view.
Where's Green Man?
ReplyDeleteI just lost my Techno Viking virginity and I will cherish moment for the rest of my life.
ReplyDeleteOk you guys are not understanding the depth of techno viking. He obviously does not take kindly to the guy grabbing the girl. (Viking virtue?) Then the grab guy sits on the vehicle. Why is this? Why does techno viking kill him immediately? Is this a planned celebration or is it some type of parade? Do you not want an interpretation? He clearly says Valhalla. What's with the red and green shorts/socks? The guy at the end...why does he grab techno's necklace? Why does Techno stop after the grab? Is this real? Is it staged?
ReplyDeleteexcuse me why DOESN'T Techno viking kill him immediately?
ReplyDeletemy question is why, after T.V. (related to T.W.?)puts the fear of gods fury into that kid for grabbing the girl does the entire street turn into a bad thriller/west side story?
ReplyDeleteAnother point:
ReplyDeleteTechno Viking receives the water bottle upside down, but then has to turn the bottle around to drink it. Does this not place a greater burden on Techno Viking?
The bottle was actually handed to Techno Viking as an projectile intended for the obvious antagonist in the story who "man handled" the girl in the beginning. Fortunately for everyone in the immediate area Techno Viking was able to maintain a cool and level head by deciding to expressed his discontent through interpretive dance
ReplyDeleteI want to know what that paper said.A. and B if Techno Viking can read
ReplyDeleteA. No idea, part of Techno Viking's mystery.
ReplyDeleteB. He doesn't have to.
Also,
ReplyDeleteNext week we should have a video of "Dayman."
(Fighter of the Nightman)
Duly noted.
ReplyDeleteStill kind of baffled at how into TechnoViking you guys got.
Man, I've been studying the mysteries of Techno Viking for several years.
ReplyDeletei don't understand how everyone else wasn't. The Techno Viking can see right into your soul
ReplyDeletenot only can he look into your soul, but he'll send you to Valhalla if you touch any of his techno girls
ReplyDeleteforget sending you anywhere, Techno Viking is a devourer of souls...you touch his Techno Girls and he'll eat your existance
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