Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Caption Contest!


O-FACES!

or...

Phelps: "Lochte, Brah! That bro's leaving with our ganja! Get his attention!"

or...

Phelps: "I'm walking on sunshine, whoooooaaaaa!"

More schadenfreude! Kick this personalityless sacks of crap while everyone else does!

UPDATE: VitusTinnitusHasHerpes wins with the Greg Louganis comment. Fucked up, it was. And I liked it. Good job, everyone. This was a great caption contest.

31 comments:

  1. YOU HAVE NO
    /looks into English translation book
    MARBLES!!!

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  2. Dude on left: That's right Mike, dance

    Phelps: (crying) I'm so cold...

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  3. all this weed....I'M FRRREEEAAAKKKINNNG OOOOUUUTTT!!!!!!

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  4. Lochte: Hey dude! There's your mom!

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  5. It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in the pool, I'm getting the feeling of coming when I rip the bong, I'm getting the feeling of coming poolside when I pump up, when I swim in front of 50,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.

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  6. Phelps: NO! Not the Rosetta Stone endorsement!

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  7. Phelps: "Ryan! Put those fingers back in my ass!"

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  8. VitusTinnitusHasHerpesFebruary 4, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    Take it all, China!

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  9. Phelps: "Mom! Ryan ate my last Fruit Roll-up! MOOOOOOOOMMMM!"

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  10. VitusTinnitusStillHasHerpesFebruary 4, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    Nobody get in the pool! Greg Louganis just bit off my dick!

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  11. I KNOW THAT GUY! I KNOW THAT GUY! I KNOW THAT GUY! HOW?! I SELL HIM DRUGS! I KNOW THAT GUY! I SELL HIM DRUGS! I KNOW THAT GUY!

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  12. Phelps: I swear to Christ, If you don't win this you will cost me a minimum of $20 MILLION DOLLARS IN ENDORSEMENTS!!!!

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  13. Also, Joe is the front runner with his "Pumping Iron" reference.

    Brian, you now have competition

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  14. Guy on left: So how does it work?

    Phelps: Well basthically, you get your handths behind them in order to spread their assth, cheeks, I mean it givsth better leverage and anglesth and you justh start moving your hips...and scream, screaming helpsth becausthe it seems like your into it, and it makes thingths less awkward.

    Not pictured guy: Mikey, I thought you were into chicks?

    Phelps: Na man thaths just for the image. Do you think Wheatiesth would endorsth a shit sthtuffer?

    Guy on left: You know what Phelps, for some reason I understand you better after this little conversation.

    Phelps: Thanksth man, hey you got my wing tonight?

    Guy on left: hahaha...no not at all.

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  15. For future reference, the guy whistling is Ryan Lochte.

    /punches self in crotch for knowing that

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  16. Lochte (thanks icehouse): hey Phelps, how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    Phelps: how?

    Lochte: i'll tell you later

    Lochte: hey Phelps, how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    Phelps: how?

    Lochte: i'll tell you later

    Lochte: hey Phelps, how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    Phelps: how?

    Lochte: i'll tell you later

    Lochte: hey Phelps, how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    Phelps: how?

    Lochte: i'll tell you later


    Phelps: JUST FUCKIN TELL ME AND STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE!!!!

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  18. Phelps: Gateway drugs are awesome. next stop: PCPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

    Lochte: Yea, but heroine is better. just can't ever get that white rabbit's attention...

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  19. They don't sell Funyuns in Beijing? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. I am Michael Phelps, and before me, I see a whole ARMY of my countrymen here to battle the Chinese. Ay, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives.... but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!

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  21. I just want to say that this is the greatest caption contest ever.

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  22. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. First, we're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Bejing and find those Chinese fucks who are trying to steal my medals, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you little fucks are next.



    Love, Mike and Silent Lochte.

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  23. Phelps: YOUR WHISTLING WILL NOT MAKE HIM SWIM FASTER!!!

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  24. Phelps: Aw, come on! I promise I'll catch it this time!

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  25. Phelps: Wait, what?! R KELLY WAS IN THE POOL THIS MORNING?!?!

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  26. Lochte: yeah he was giving swimming lessons to some 16 yr old chick

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  27. VitusTinnitusHasGenitalWartsTooFebruary 4, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    RYAN, GET THAT FUCKING HAMSTER OUT OF THERE NOWWWW!!!!

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  28. YOOO Going to Knicks Vs Cavs at the Garden tonight. Hopefully Lebron can 9-Up Kobe and drain 70 sweet ones tonight.


    Can anyone find me a Knicks Jersey with "James" and "23" on it?


    Just throwin it out there

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  29. LLLOOOUUUUUDDDDD NOOOIIIISSESSSS!

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