Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Caption Contest!


"Nobody ever says 'goose' on me. I'm always 'duck.'"

or...

Johan can't wait for the end of story time.

or...

"ANTS! ANTS IN MY PANTS!"

These were pretty weak. Whoever can beat these and make it to Austin, the booze is on me.

8 comments:

  1. I'll give you a guess at where I landed on the ball.

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  2. "note to self, do not mix vicodin and rum."

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  3. Playing professional Baseball...You're doing it wrong



    (comment pertains to the Mets Organization as a whole)

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  4. Wright always kicks my ass at nutball.

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  5. Stop-motion camera catches Johan Santana in the middle of one of the most epic break/floor dancing routines of all time. Notice how he makes the routine look almost 'too easy.'

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  6. Johan's non-violent protesting of each and every 'ball' has begun to draw the ire of fans who appreciate brevity.

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  7. "They were out of toilet paper in the clubhouse! Do you have a BETTER idea?!"

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