Showing posts with label the Mets sucking takes attention off the Astros. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Mets sucking takes attention off the Astros. Show all posts

Friday, April 16, 2010

El Hombre cares not for the Astros


It's bad enough that I have to watch Pujols rain fire on the Astros 20 times a summer. It's bad enough that the Astros have been utterly hopeless since winning the NLCS in 2005. It's bad enough that the Cardinals are perennial contenders and I have to hear about it from Lattimer and Stovall all summer long.

But when he goes and crushes their feelings like this.

/Takes pull of tequila.

It's gonna be a long summer.

[Props to White Yao for the image]

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Caption Contest!


"Nobody ever says 'goose' on me. I'm always 'duck.'"

or...

Johan can't wait for the end of story time.

or...

"ANTS! ANTS IN MY PANTS!"

These were pretty weak. Whoever can beat these and make it to Austin, the booze is on me.