Reporter: Hey, what string are each of you on the Titans?
Both: What the..?
or...
Vince: Hey, Chris, you know yous a bitch, right?
or...
Vince: This is the number of losses in my career with Texas.
Chris: This is the number of times Coach Brown took me out of the game because I sucked.
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How the conversation should have gone.
ReplyDeleteVY: Sure I'd be happy to pose in a picture with you Chris.
Chris Simms: Wow thanks Vince. You know I was a quarterback at Texas too.
VY: Yeah thanks for setting the bar so low. I mean I am fucking awesome, but nothing could be better than playing after you. By the way, how much did Phil have to pay Mack to let you start over Major?
Chris Simms: Lets just say alot more than all of my cool track suits
VY: Listen I am going to take this picture, but be sure to take your white interception throwing ass back to New Jersey and stay there.
VY and CS: Peace!
ReplyDeleteVY - Once you go black there's no goin' back.
ReplyDeleteChris - I guess thats why they got Chiles.
VY - Except he almost sucks as much as you do.
Chris - You're always right.
Vince: Hey Chis remember when you ruptured your spleen, ending your playing career?
ReplyDeleteChris: Yeah Vince. You remember when you almost killed yourself?
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Major: That's called Karma bitch!
*I don't think VY did anything wrong, perhaps it's because he can only make half field isolation reads.
Both:
ReplyDeleteDon't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
Chris: Don't you think it's a little gay to have hand signals representing your school.
ReplyDeleteVY: hells yeah
VY: We bringin it back to Austin Texas Baaaaaaaaby.
ReplyDeleteVY and CS: It's the acid that's making these palm trees fluorescent, but it's the love that made us make out.
ReplyDeleteBoth: "EXTREME!!"
ReplyDeleteThe number 2. As in the number of heismans VY should have won and the number of spleens Chris Simms needs.
ReplyDelete2 is also the number of days Chris Simms is allowed to spend in Austin after leaving UT. He has yet to use one of them. I wonder why.
Simms: Can I have your spleen?
ReplyDelete"ROCK AND ROLL!"
ReplyDeleteVY and CS: Hook them! Hook them all!
ReplyDeletePasserby 1: Are those guys wearing pants?
Passerby 2: No, they're not.
In response to Prop. 8, Las Vegas has now legalized gay marriage.
ReplyDeleteWe're horny!
ReplyDelete(Icehouse is corny!)
Hi I'm Vince Young I win national championships.
ReplyDeleteHi I'm Chris Simms I bang dudes.
VY: Hey Chris this is what I did to your wife but with one more finger.
ReplyDeleteBoth: "WOLFPACK...4-LIFE!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteThey are huge wrestling fans.
Don't turn your back on the wolfpack or you might wind up in a body bag.
ReplyDeleteAWOOOOOOO!!
ReplyDeleteWolfpack's the masters of the mass destruction.
WOLFPACK!
ReplyDeleteDon't give us any shit.
WOLFPACK!
Or you're gonna get hit.
WOLFPACK!
It's a unity ideal.
WOLFPACK!
Better believe it's real.
Next monday's shit storm is going to be epic
ReplyDeleteSUCK SHIT
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