Wednesday, November 19, 2008

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Shaq: "Your about to tell me how the inside of my ass tastes. After I eat you."
Posted by Icehouse at 10:04 AM
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14 comments:

  1. Zack StovallNovember 19, 2008 at 10:17 AM

    Ref: I just don't know any more Shaquille...I'm beginning to wonder if you ever loved me at all.

    Shaq: Don't say stuff like that! I work too hard! I work too hard...

    Ref: See? But that's just it. You work to hard for YOU, and not for US. I'm sorry (holds back a tear, turns away). We're through.

    Shaq: Nah! Forget that! Look at me!

    Ref: I'm going to my sister's house for awhile...

    Shaq: Baby! No! Look at me!

    Ref: Me and her and her husband Dave will be by later this week to get my things. I'm sorry.

    Shaq: NOOOOO!!!

    Ref: Good bye, Shaquille. Good bye.






    God, I could write some killer soaps.

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  2. IcehouseNovember 19, 2008 at 10:23 AM

    Shaq: "I said you gots to SHARE THEM PORK RINDS!"

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  3. IcehouseNovember 19, 2008 at 11:11 AM

    Shaq: Hey man, you got some dandruff. Or lice. Or lice with dandruff. I want to lick your head.

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  4. Steve LattimerNovember 19, 2008 at 11:23 AM

    Shaq: Oh the things I would do to that ass

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  5. IcehouseNovember 19, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    Ref: There's something stuck between my teeth.

    Shaq: IT'S CORN!

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  6. Zack StovallNovember 19, 2008 at 11:53 AM

    Ref: You need therapy.

    Shaq: No way man! I love Linkin Park! Gets me jacked up for every game! AHHHH!

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  7. IcehouseNovember 19, 2008 at 1:02 PM

    Shaq: Your ass tastes like dookie!

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  8. brianNovember 19, 2008 at 1:25 PM

    Ref to Shaq: Just spoke to Kobe, he want you to tell him how HIS ASS tastes!!
    and by the way...
    we all know your token ass voted for McCain.

    Shaq: (makes motions and thinking of come back)

    Ref: "your come backs are as good as your foul shot percentage"

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  9. IcehouseNovember 19, 2008 at 3:12 PM

    "Hold still, I'ma try and jump over you. 1...2..."

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  10. UnknownNovember 19, 2008 at 9:29 PM

    "Daaaaaamn, you got tvs back here? thought that whole gambling thingwas stamped out..."

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  11. AnonymousNovember 19, 2008 at 11:38 PM

    Shaq: Why did it happen? The big dog got fed. And when the big dog was fed, the little dog even got some meat in there, too. Big dog owns the domain.

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  12. IcehouseNovember 20, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    "I'm gonna butter your bread."

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  13. Steve LattimerNovember 20, 2008 at 1:41 PM

    This is what he was thinking, on the real.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

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  14. IcehouseNovember 20, 2008 at 7:56 PM

    Ref: "Shaq's breathing is very nasal and throaty. This is fucking gross."

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