Your source for sports and culture analysis from the Natural himself.
Ref: I just don't know any more Shaquille...I'm beginning to wonder if you ever loved me at all. Shaq: Don't say stuff like that! I work too hard! I work too hard...Ref: See? But that's just it. You work to hard for YOU, and not for US. I'm sorry (holds back a tear, turns away). We're through. Shaq: Nah! Forget that! Look at me!Ref: I'm going to my sister's house for awhile...Shaq: Baby! No! Look at me!Ref: Me and her and her husband Dave will be by later this week to get my things. I'm sorry.Shaq: NOOOOO!!!Ref: Good bye, Shaquille. Good bye. God, I could write some killer soaps.
Shaq: "I said you gots to SHARE THEM PORK RINDS!"
Shaq: Hey man, you got some dandruff. Or lice. Or lice with dandruff. I want to lick your head.
Shaq: Oh the things I would do to that ass
Ref: There's something stuck between my teeth.Shaq: IT'S CORN!
Ref: You need therapy. Shaq: No way man! I love Linkin Park! Gets me jacked up for every game! AHHHH!
Shaq: Your ass tastes like dookie!
Ref to Shaq: Just spoke to Kobe, he want you to tell him how HIS ASS tastes!!and by the way...we all know your token ass voted for McCain. Shaq: (makes motions and thinking of come back)Ref: "your come backs are as good as your foul shot percentage"
"Hold still, I'ma try and jump over you. 1...2..."
"Daaaaaamn, you got tvs back here? thought that whole gambling thingwas stamped out..."
Shaq: Why did it happen? The big dog got fed. And when the big dog was fed, the little dog even got some meat in there, too. Big dog owns the domain.
"I'm gonna butter your bread."
This is what he was thinking, on the real.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Ref: "Shaq's breathing is very nasal and throaty. This is fucking gross."