This is a storm that has been brewing inside of me for 23 years.
We all love sports, we all watch sports, and the majority of the time we are watching these sports on a TV.
Which is awesome, except for the fact that somebody has to explain the game to you.
I have a love hate relationship with commentators. I love some, like Keith Jackson. I'd put Keith Jackson on the same level as Einstein, DaVinci, and Albert Pujols. Hell I'd listen to Keith Jackson read my Tacoma's owner's manual.
However, there are some "commentators" that I simply can't stand. They constantly ruin my sports viewing experience with their blatant douchebaggery.
Who's on the top of my list.
God I don't know how many sporting events this guy has ruined for me. Hey Brent, you don't have to over analyze every single play.
If Brent were to do play by play on my morning this is how it would sound:
-Wow waking up at 6:30? You have to wonder Kirk if he got enough sleep last night?
-Lattimer used alot of toothpaste this morning, you have to wonder if he will eventually have to get more toothpaste.
-Eggs? I realize there is alot of protein? But Kirk you have to wonder if this will have an impact on him later in the day?
-Coffee? Only 1 cup? Well, I have no idea what Lattimer is thinking, but ONE CUP
-The polo? You have to wonder here Kirk, if the weather changes, I mean it's fall and you have to wonder here if the polo was the wrong choice?
-You know what Kirk? I was sitting down with Lattimer the other day, Fine young man, and do you know what he told me? He pee's standing up? ha ha I mean can you believe that kirk? Standing? Ladies and Gentleman this Lattimer is a special man.
-You know what Kirk, I've been all across this land, and Lattimer is without a doubt the best at opening a car door.
-Wow shifting into 5th gear on Jacksonville road? Kirk isnt that a little risky? I mean the sign clearly says 45? You have to wonder here kirk, if this will have implications later on? I mean I'm no expert, but anyone can see that shifting into 5th on Jacksonville, is not a wise move my friend.
-ooooo yellow light Trouble here.
-Wow Kirk, he just made that light, but you have to wonder if that close call will make him less aggressive at future lights?
-I'll tell you what that was the best right turn I have ever seen?
-I'll tell you what here kirk, This may have been the best morning I've seen, But you have to wonder that ole' tomorrow morning is rolling around the bend' and I dont know that after this dogfight that ollllllllllllllllle' lattimer can make it through another grinder.
God I hate Musberger.
For the storm list your most hated TV sports personality.