Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Caption Contest!


"You ever see 'Failure to Launch'?"
"No, you ever see 'Dodgeball'?"

or...

"Sheryl never ran shirtless with me."

or...

"One more lap for US Weekly?"

We should be able to unload on this picture. Do you worst.

20 comments:

  1. "Hey, Matthew, have you won a record amount of Tour de Frances?"

    "Nahhhhh maaannnnn..."

    "Too bad. You'd be a lot cooler if you did- DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE HOW LANCE ARMSTRONG TURNED YOUR OWN QUOTE AGAINST YOU?! LANCE WINS! LANCE WINS!"

    ReplyDelete
  2. Lance- hey man whats up
    Matt-Hey man you got any weed?
    Lance-NO man not right now.
    Mat. ha ha It'd be alot cooler if you did.

    ReplyDelete
  3. people in the background:
    "Was that Sigfried and Roy?"

    ReplyDelete
  4. "What are you listening to on your iPod?"
    "Book on tape."
    "Anything good?"
    "I, Claudius."
    "Lame."

    ReplyDelete
  5. "Shit, you just HAD to take a shower, didn't you, Lance? You KNOW that McDonald's stops serving breakfast at ten a.m.!"

    ReplyDelete
  6. "Run faster; if we don't get to the shirt store before it closes we are going to look like two IDIOTS."

    ReplyDelete
  7. Matt- So lance I'm just going to say two words and I want you to tell me what you think.

    Bongo Drums.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Matt- Hey man I'm getting a little gassed.

    Lance- LIVESTRONG MOTHER FUCKER

    ReplyDelete
  9. Matt- hey lance do you think if we werent big celebs we'd still be running around with our shirts off?

    Lance-probably not man, but think about it. If I hadnt taken all those undetectable steroids would I have won all those tours?

    yeah I just said it.

    ReplyDelete
  10. "You can watch me and Lance pee in this cup for $5."

    ReplyDelete
  11. Matthew - Are you sure we don't look gay?

    Lance - OF COURSE NOT! I'd only look gay if I was was wearing a bandana.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Lance - So...umm... you're actually going to go through with this for me?

    Matt - Dude I already told you once I had a son to carry the lineage; there is no need for two.

    ReplyDelete
  13. ha

    I was trying to figure out a way to work that bandanna into the caption. You beat me to it.

    ReplyDelete
  14. i bet they go home and have sex.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Lance - You told me there wouldn't be any cameras.

    Matt - I'm tired of keeping this a secret.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Matt - So I was balls deep in this guy's ass...

    Lance - and...

    Matt - ...and later he tried to kiss me! What a fag!

    ReplyDelete
  17. Matt-Why the hell am I holding this empty cup?

    ReplyDelete
  18. Lance: You know who's a better athlete than me? Everybody in the NFL.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Fat middle-aged man to fat middle-aged wife:

    "Know what I hate about California? All these goddamn faggots."

    ReplyDelete