First, we have Chris Mullin showering with his dog.
"Who likes cleaning balls? Who does? Yes you do! Yes you do!"
Next, John Wall doesn't get a jersey that's spelled correctly.
Calipari: "The hell do you care? You're only here til March."
Bill. Fucking. Parcells.
There's really not any quotes that can do this one justice. Bill Parcells, and a Falcon. In your face.
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Talking dog: "Yeah, well he looked lonely and confused on the side of the road, so i decided to take him in... I found him some mesh shorts, so yeah, he's a little more presentable. I don't know why he followed me into the shower."
ReplyDeleteCalipari: "Yea, I don't know. They said we couldn't put the SEC refs in our team picture. Apparently they told Alabama the same thing this fall. Go figure."
ReplyDelete"This particular falcon? Never seen him before, at least not that I can remember. But this happens all the time. I naturally attract birds of prey, and your mother. That's why I keep this glove handy."
ReplyDeleteThey don't know it yet, but the Kentucky Freshman are filming Calipari's debut rap video. That blue screen will be used to digitally add Escalades, video hos, and the like.
ReplyDeleteMullin: "If you live in the bay area, don't adopt a dog from Tim Hardaway. He trained it to bark at gays, and I be darned if he hasn't shut up in the past three months."
ReplyDeleteJohn Wall "CU KY? that's ironic..."
ReplyDeleteChris Mullin just got done filming the shower sex scene for marley and me...
ReplyDeleteParcells:(to team) You giant sacks of shit can't do anything right. Excelsior vanquish them.
ReplyDeleteFalcon kills team.