Kobe: Hey Steph, who do you think is going to bang more bitches?
Marbury: I think it's going to get us both in trouble.
or...
Kobe: So, I forced Charlotte to trade me to the Lakers.
Marbury: WE can influence the TEAM's personnel? Fascinating.
Two players whose promise was endless and whose careers took fascinating turns. What could they possibly be thinking after they just got drafted?
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In a shocking twist of events, Spike Lee has actually made movies based on both of these players' lives.
ReplyDeleteMarbury: "You got a cast on your arm, man."
ReplyDeleteKobe: "You cut your hair so it looks like a butt."
Marbury: "Not cool."
One in two people have herpes, or some other STD.
ReplyDeleteKobe: "How's KG going to like you being the star of the show?"
ReplyDeleteMarbury: "About as much as Shaq is going to like you doing the same."
/both high five
Steph: (With black sharpie) Yo man can I sign your cast?
ReplyDeleteKobe"...uhhh sure man, knock yourself out.
For the first time in the history of the internets a spammer comment might actually make sense
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