Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Caption Contest!



Kobe: Hey Steph, who do you think is going to bang more bitches?
Marbury: I think it's going to get us both in trouble.

or...

Kobe: So, I forced Charlotte to trade me to the Lakers.
Marbury: WE can influence the TEAM's personnel? Fascinating.

Two players whose promise was endless and whose careers took fascinating turns. What could they possibly be thinking after they just got drafted?

7 comments:

  1. In a shocking twist of events, Spike Lee has actually made movies based on both of these players' lives.

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  2. Marbury: "You got a cast on your arm, man."

    Kobe: "You cut your hair so it looks like a butt."

    Marbury: "Not cool."

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  3. One in two people have herpes, or some other STD.

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  4. Kobe: "How's KG going to like you being the star of the show?"
    Marbury: "About as much as Shaq is going to like you doing the same."

    /both high five

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  5. Steph: (With black sharpie) Yo man can I sign your cast?

    Kobe"...uhhh sure man, knock yourself out.

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  6. For the first time in the history of the internets a spammer comment might actually make sense

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