Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Caption Contest!


"This reality show is bullshit."

or...

"Hey Sam, do they have these blue, yellow and red lines on a real NFL field? I wouldn't know."

or...

"Run faster! Mr. Jones is gaining on us!"

9 comments:

  1. Johnny Ringo: "Behold a pale horse...The man who sat on him was death...and hell followed with him"

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  2. All, in unison:

    "Throw out your hands!!
    Stick out your tush!!
    Hands on your hips
    Give them a push!!
    You'll be surprised
    You're doing the French Mistake!!
    VOILA!!"

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  3. ¡Trabajo con el corazón! ¡Si activamos más rápidamente, tendremos libertad y cartas verdes!

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  4. "Hopscotch [gasp]...harder [gasp]...than suicides..."

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  5. The first to captions were quotes from Tombstone and Blazing Saddles, respectively. Not sure what that means.

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  6. 4 horseman of the Apocalypse, 4 players

    Cowboys, Cowboys

    Pale white horse, White practice uni's

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  7. now now, let's not get all biblical on Dallas even though their going to needs Gods help to Heimlich Romo when he chokes in the post season.

    Entry for the Caption Test:

    White dude: ooooo shiiiiitttt! I'm sorry i thought that was your name.

    Group of black dudes: NO! THAT IS OUR WORD!

    White dude: i'm sorry i'm sorry! can you hand me the pladdle "N-word Jim"

    Jim: That's better

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  8. Romo doesn't choke, he's just trying to get some extra practice time for his U.S open run.

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  9. When Tony Romo does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the practice stadium down.


    too soon?

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