Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Caption Contest!


Little does #15 know, his teammate has a hand buzzer.

or...

"Beating people up is way more fun than cricket. Let's bring the hammer down on this guy in the blue shirt."

or...

"You know what's the best part about this sport? Our super-sweet unis."

So we had an Icehouse hiatus, and I've returned with this. I know nothing about cricket. I can't even begin to take a fucking guess at what's going on in this picture. Alls I know is that South Africans are jerks.

16 comments:

  1. CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE ARE OUR UNIFORMS? AWESOME! I KNOW!

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  2. Announcer: "Well it seems like the Springbocks bowler gave him the arm ball rendering the batter as effective as a Dodo."

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  3. Dude! We're totally totally "Green Man"..

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  4. "Our team is as awesome as apartheid!"

    I hate South Africa, for only one reason.

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  5. "Ok, ok, it only took you one try to knock #12 on his ass, here's your five quid."

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  6. Race to the other wicket on three. 123 go!

    /struggling

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  7. #15: "Does anyone actually know how cricket is played?"

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  8. GRAEME SMITH: I'm from South Africa, and I play cricket.

    JEHAN MUBARAK: I was born in the US, but I now play cricket for the Sri Lankan National Team! Did you know that cricket bowlers can bowl as fast as or faster than American pitchers can pitch? A hit from such a bowl can be devastating - In cricket, we call this a bouncer!

    EVERYONE: "THE MORE YOU KNOW!"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoQOhCbOkDY

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  9. whys it called CRICKET anyways? it should be called BIG GAY BASEBALL instead.

    THE MORE YOU KNOW!

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  10. GRAEME SMITH: I heard this 'anonymous' guy secretly likes you, Mubarak!

    JEHAN MUBARAK (falling over): Dudes, I think I'm gonna be sick.

    SOUTH AFRICANS: Haha! Oh man, Mubarak. He's so gay for you!

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  12. QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK! GOOOOO DUCKS!!!!!

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  14. Should've been looking out for the Bludgers, first year!

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  15. C.J.'s ERA wins.

    /Mighty Duck'd

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