"Has anyone seen Plaxico?"
or...
"Rhett Bomar, this is Eli. You'll get along because you were both great college quarterbacks."
/laughter
or...
"This first drill is the hot dog sprint. You sprint 20 yards, eat a hot dog. Sprint another 20 yards, eat two hot dogs, and so on, until you get to five hot dogs."
Giants training camp has got to be full of jokes. Have at it.
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Coughlin: I'm telling you a-holes for the last time; Chris is very, VERY sensitive, so whoever is putting the 'Z' and the 'E' on the back of his jersey is not only costing the Giants a lot of money to get new No. 76 jerseys every week, but is costing their team mate a lot of heartache. The word 'SNEEZE' is not that funny.
ReplyDelete/Stifled laughter
Coughlin: Seriously guys. Cut it out.
Caughlin: "...And if we DON'T win the Supwerbowl this year I am going to personally give each and every one of you, one of THESE!"
ReplyDelete"Every week that one of you doesn't get arrested, I'll take everyone to Hooters. Deal?"
ReplyDeleteCaughlin: OOOOOOOOOO If you don't stop doing that you're about to be the not so proud recipient of a Jelly Doughnut, Caughlin Style
ReplyDelete"Well, that's a good question Matt, and you aren't too far off with your guess. Back then, the trick to getting the blow through Customs was scotch bonnet peppers. Our guys down there had a sort of press that would crush these peppers - hottest damn thing I've ever seen, my face'd start burning as soon as I set foot in that basement, every time - into a potent liquid. We'd lacquer the re-up in that pepper paste, and then, rather than let them bake in the sun, we took Carlito's advice and left them wet in the bag. Didn't even have to disguise it really. Then, when the Customs agent opens the bag, the dogs would go ballistic and move on, usually after they coughed up their kibbles. Later in life, Cheryl got a German Shepherd and I started to feel bad, but those Customs dogs were assholes.
ReplyDelete"Is everybody paying attention? I see some slumped shoulders in the back. Who can tell me about the 'hombre de los cielos'? Who did their reading for last night?"
And for the last time, will you guys please stop picking on my son in law?
ReplyDeleteAlright alright but this is the last time I'm going to do this....let me just get into character (turns, shakes hands and a deep break, stand up straight turns around)
ReplyDelete"You're a BUM ROCK!"
Caughlin: Say it with me now.. "Bo_Da_Gas...Bodegas"
ReplyDelete"Ok, best two out of three. Heads we practice shirtless, tails we practice pantsless."
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