Tomlin: "Wooo! Free tickets! Wooo! Hey Beer man!"
or...
Tomlin: "Finally, this game's over. We can leave!"
Son: "Actually, dad, there's still a period left. There's three periods in hockey."
Tomlin: "Damn. Well in that case, you're driving home tonight."
or...
"Here we go, Steelers, Here we go!"
Lame, I know. But I know nothing about hockey. So... show me up.
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Tomlin: Hmmmm I really don't understand this game.
ReplyDelete/goal scored
Wait what's that red light flashing for....there must be an emergency....OH SHIT THERE'S THE FIRE ALARM. EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE CLAPPING FOR?! FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!
"FUN-NEL CAKES! FUN-NEL CAKES!"
ReplyDeleteTomline: Someone help! That Fat kid behind me looked at my son, licked his lips and is now calling for only ketchup!
ReplyDeleteI saw what they did to Cowher's white ass when he didn't pull for the home team in a non-football sport.
ReplyDeleteGO PENGUINS!
Tomlin: SIIIIDNEYYYYY!!! YOU DROOOOOPED THIIIIIIS!
ReplyDelete"IT'S COLD IN HERE!"
ReplyDeleteTomlin: When I say I want tickets to the finals I'm damn sure not talking about this shit. NBA motherfuckers!
ReplyDeleteTOMLIN:
ReplyDeleteChillin' wit my son at the penguin's game,
'bout to get in the black hall o' fame.
So many crackers and so few brothas,
dat's why I stand out like a skinny Sally Struthers
Name one other fan who's black as night,
Bitch, you can't! -look at the hockey fight!
I got a ring so heavy it'll break yo' wrist,
'fucked a bitch so loose, she took both fists.
At the hockey rink, we ain't got no rules,
just straight chillin w/ a bunch of white fools.
Squirrel Wins.
ReplyDeleteTomlin: What the Fuck!?! Where the hell are the penguines playing hockey? I didn't come here to watch a bunhc of dudes figure skate and hols their sticks... Come one son
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