Shit, Jesus is on their side? This is gonna be tricky.
The two most badass countries in the Western Hemisphere square off now in South Africa. It's one of the rare times where America is a true underdog. Brazil invented sexy football. I'm always excited to watch Dempsey, Onyewu, Howard, and the Beas. Heck, I'll even say I want Landycakes to have a good game. Unfortunately, they go up against Kaká, who makes me hold my breath every time the rock's at his feet. Plus his friends, and they're pretty good, too. That and they've got a nation full of oversexed gangsters and the hottest chicks in the world backing them up.
Ordem e Progreso v. E Pluribus Unum.
You should be watching. Drop a comment into the comments section, tell us what you think.
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I think it's pretty awesome that Brazil's keeper is Julio Cesar, and pretty much only because of his name.
ReplyDeleteWho's in goal? The muhfuckin Roman emperor.
DEMPSEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBrazil is pissed. But it seems like we've gotten our act together on defense.
ReplyDeleteFurthermore, Billy Mays is dead and there was a military coup in Honduras. I would like to hope that those two things are related, but that would be greedy.
ReplyDeleteThe Pride of Nacogdoches. And his MJ tribute celebration?! Ballerest shit ever.
ReplyDeleteLANDYCAKES!
ReplyDeleteOn another note, I spoke too soon on USA's defense.
ReplyDeleteLANDO. fastbreak football!
ReplyDeleteChad Ochocinco and Kevin Love are blowing up twitter over this game.
ReplyDeletewith every save that Howard makes, my urge to kill Kasey Keller grows.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Mr. Howard is legitimately world-class.
ReplyDeleteUh, this bizarro Bridgestone House of Pain astronaut commercial is way better than it should be.
ReplyDeleteI do love the concept of Aliens putting lunar rovers on blocks. Speaking of ads, when can we retire the Biz Markee Heineken commercial?
ReplyDeleteThat didn't take long.
ReplyDeleteWhen can we retire all Heineken commercials except for the Champions League choir ones?
ReplyDeleteI just got back from class.
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK!!!!
And I still stand by my claim that we should all yell Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu when Onyewu does anything.
ReplyDeleteHow bout "GUUUUUUUUUCH"?
ReplyDeletethank god for no replay.
ReplyDeleteIf Kasey Keller were playing the score would be 5-0 and I have only watched 10 minutes.
ReplyDeletemy vote's for "GUCH."
ReplyDeleteGuuuuuuuuch will work.
ReplyDeleteyeah, Guuuuuuuuuch is better.
ReplyDeleteNothing to do with the game, but...
ReplyDeletehttp://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/post/130282031
I think Brasil just scored a goal. I think Tim, Dwight, and Josh should star in their own Nike puppet commercial called The Howards.
ReplyDeleteIf Clint D scores again, I'm gonna take off my shirt. Then, I might swing it around my head like a helicopter.
ReplyDeleteyou should patent that idea. Throw in Ryan for good measure. I would say Marcus Howard also, but he sucks.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Alves' turtleneck is not a good look.
ReplyDeleteWe gots to make some subs soon! (Yeah, Ryan would be key)
ReplyDeleteRon Howard could direct it.
ReplyDeleteI'm the jinx, I'm turning the game off now.
ReplyDelete/Celtic prided.
Haha. I believe it's known as a "sport dickey." Julio Cesar's rockin one too. My personal fave is Totti
ReplyDeletehttp://www.topnews.in/files/images/Francesco-Totti4.jpg
shit. Kaká stiffarmed his way into the box.
ReplyDeleteTERRIBLE DEFENSE followed swiftly by a stupid substitution
ReplyDeletecripes
ReplyDeleteIs Lucio crying?!!
ReplyDelete3 straight goals? man-up us of a.
ReplyDeleteGUUUCH, say it ain't so.
ReplyDeleteBOOOO
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, I didn't actually turn the game off.
ReplyDeleteLots of Jesus t-shirts in the Brasilian camp. I'm cool with that.
ReplyDeleteAt least I can turn off the tv and not have my apt sound like a swarm of locusts anymore.
ReplyDeleteIcehouse, Dallas Bmore on NFL network. John Jarret sighting.
ReplyDeleteTim Howard: Golden Glove Award. That giant hand trophy is amazing.
ReplyDeleteare they bumping MGMT in the stadium?
ReplyDeleteI would also like an explanation of the wearing of jerseys backwards.
ReplyDeleteI know! Weird
ReplyDelete.....Wait.....Time out.... BILLY MAYS IS DEAD?
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