Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Breaking: Kevin Durant Leads League in Scoring

With 31 points in the Thunder's superfluous win over the Grizzlies, Kevin Durant locked up this year's scoring title.

Greg Oden, on the other hand, ended the season tied for first with Dorrell Wright in number of penises that ended up on the Internet. Both useless sacks of shit had one penis each show up on the Internet for the 2009-2010 season.

I would like to take this opportunity to once again thank the Blazers for jerking off yet another #1 draft pick. I wish them the best, but thoughts of what might have been only serve to infuriate.

Oh, and see you next year Toronto Raptors.

More playoff previews and coverage coming soon.


  1. It karma for Oden as he's giving the photographer a double middle-finger.

  2. The fact that Durant can take the fetid backwater of the smoking crater of the Supersonics to the NBA playoffs in 2 years only serves to underscore the fact that nobody is getting paid more for less expertise and ability than Rick robofucking Barnes.

  3. It took him three years. He probably would have won a championship in his third year at Texas. He only stayed for the one, though.