Great Weekend good games all around.
On the Rams Loss- This years performance will only lower the price for Rush Limbaugh
My Fantasy Loss- When in the hell did Sammy fing Morris take all the carries from Maroney. 10 carries...are you serious?
Ok on to the shit storm.
Team mascots are somewhat...how do you say?...Stupid.
So here is an idea for the storm.
Submit (in the comments it's that little button below this post) your idea for any college, pro, international, or town team name.
The name should be truly representative of the team and it's fans.
In honor of my semi-home state, Missouri, I will provide them with a fitting "mascot"
Introducing your................Missouri Methamphetamine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
da..da..da da da da da..da..da.da da da da da da
So go ahead and submit your own team mascot
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