Sunday, September 7, 2008

Monday Morning Shit Storm

I love football.

Great Weekend good games all around.

On the Rams Loss- This years performance will only lower the price for Rush Limbaugh

My Fantasy Loss- When in the hell did Sammy fing Morris take all the carries from Maroney. 10 carries...are you serious?

Ok on to the shit storm.

Team mascots are somewhat...how do you say?...Stupid.

So here is an idea for the storm.

Submit (in the comments it's that little button below this post) your idea for any college, pro, international, or town team name.

The name should be truly representative of the team and it's fans.

In honor of my semi-home state, Missouri, I will provide them with a fitting "mascot"

Introducing your................Missouri Methamphetamine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
da..da..da da da da da..da..da.da da da da da da




So go ahead and submit your own team mascot

168 comments:

  1. West Virginia Cousins (that's too easy)

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  3. LSU Cold Sores (took me this long to figure out St. Louis Sellouts. I love it)

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  4. Baltimore is closed (Barksdales win)

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  5. Austin College why would anyone go here's

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  6. THE Ohio State only thing to cling to's

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  7. LA Game (his new CD is fucking awesome)

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  8. Chelsea Yankees (take that, Jerry Jonestown Massacre!)

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  9. The Manchester United Red Socks (I have no idea if this makes sense just my impression)

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  10. Utah Grizzlies and Memphis Jazz (make this happen, Stern)

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  11. The Seattle nobody cares about you or your coffees

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  13. I'm sure Zack meant Washington Bill Gates' Bitches.

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  14. University of Texas Bongrippin' Running Backs.

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  15. Notre Dame Respect for History (because that's the only reason to cheer for ND sports: past accomplishments)

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  16. UTEP Handjobs (please tell me someone else saw that Saturday night)

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  17. The New England FAAAAAACKS (ouch, too soon?)

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  18. The South Florida STDs...go Crabs go!

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  19. The Washington Irvings and the George Washington Carvers (a little high-brow for the illiterate, I know...)

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  20. The University of Wyoming Students

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  22. LSU Rabid-Alcoholics -Who-Hate-Life-And Dignity

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  23. Zack, you have gotten lazy.

    Boston College Misnomers.

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  24. The Minnesota Justin-Paul-Foremans

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  25. University Louisiana Lafayette Ragin' Cajuns. Wait...

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  26. New Mexico Electric Kool-Aid Acid Tests.

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  27. India (from India) Indians (from North America)

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  28. University of Arkansas Fort Smith Safety Scissors

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  29. South Carolina Southern-Yuppies -Who-Aren't-Good-At-Sports

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  30. The Maryland Smiles-Awkwardly-In-
    Photographs

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  31. The Conneticut Dare-You-To-Find-
    Us-On-The-Maps

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  32. The Oakland itsaonewaybridgers

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  33. Picayune Steve Jansens

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  34. Flordia State Double-pleated-pants

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