Thursday, July 15, 2010

Just an Idea


One of my favorite coaches, Steve Martin Bobby Johnson, retired yesterday. College football truly lost a good guy, and a damned good coach.

This means Vanderbilt is in need of a coach. They could go with an old retread, or perhaps an up and comer from a lower conference/division. But at the end of the day Vanderbilt is still Vanderbilt and much like Johnson they'll need a coach who can win with less talented players with certain recruiting limitations.


The Vanderbilt mascot is a Commodore which is defined as:

A Military rank used in many Navies for officers whose position exceeds that of a Navy Captain, but is less than that of a Rear Admiral

(Wikipedia)

So they obviously need somone who embodies that Commodore, or sailing spirit. Perhaps someone who does things a little differently, maybe a little rebel attitude to stir up those fancy pants. They need someone who would give them respect. But who?
WHO WILL LEAD THE COMMODORES INTO BATTLE?

















Ahoy bitches.

7 comments:

  1. Pirate references do nothing than solidify a point. Good work

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  2. Fun Fact:

    Guess where Mike Leach is right now.

    Just guess.


    Wrong, he's in France giving free clinics to European football coaches.

    Why? No fucking clue.

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  3. "Bonjour, fags! Sweet wine you got here!"

    /drinks out of barrel

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  4. I half expected a "Door flies open" in this article.

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  5. Lubbock claims to have an international airport. I'm sure that airport is the size of deafmutemagic's dick.





    Don't ask me how I'm sure.

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