Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Jarrett Johnson Has Come To Make You Quit The Game.
There are many ways to be embarrassed on a basketball court. If you get crossed over so bad you fall down, that's bad. Nutmegs are rare, but almost worse. Getting dunked on happens so often that it doesn't seem like it's that bad.
And then something like this happens.
I've been dunked on once. Just once. I came back down on the offensive end and dropped some kid by setting a pick and putting my shoulder into his face. Not perfect retribution, but at least enough to let those Duncanville pricks know that I wasn't a punk (if I recall correctly, it was fellow GRHer Allen Houston blowing a defensive assignment that led to me getting flushed on).
But I digress. What do you do to come back from something like this? Remember those hyperdunk commercials that got banned in some spots for being seen as anti-gay? This is worse than every dunk they talked about in those commercials. I mean this is really, really bad.
That kid who got yakked on needs to go ahead and forget that he ever played basketball.
Watch it again. I screamed when I first saw it happen.
Mad bonus points for Johnson giving fives to the crowd afterwards.
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I believe that's what they call a "Slamma Jamma"
ReplyDeleteallen houston doesn't get paid enough to play d.
ReplyDeleteI would probably refer to it as a Hammer-cram SkyTram.
ReplyDeleteAnd no. Allen Houston doesn't get paid enough to play d.
"Do you want me to shoot it?
ReplyDeleteNO
Do you want me to pass it?
NO
DO YOU WANT ME TO SLAM IT!?!?
YEAH!!!!
(go shake the rim)
-Shaq Diesel
God you are a pussy Icehouse, just admit you got dunked on and stop your excuses! suck it.
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ReplyDeleteNo. I'll just tell it the way that it happened.
ReplyDeleteElliott's going to get an elbow to the grill soon.
Elliot has a grill so he don't need to get his toof fixed. The toof fairy would retire if he lose it
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