Happy New Year's Hobbers.
If you think about it, New Year's is a really overrated holiday. It's essentially going to a generic party, having a nice conversation, and someone running up to you with a hat and demanding that you go watch the TV. Oh and don't forget the noise makers...damn them. Anyway you see this ball drop everyone cheers and sings, it's a new year, but you don't feel any different. Awesome.
"Hey hey what's you're New Year's resolution!?!?"
uhhh to eat more of this delicious dip?
The worst part about New Year's is without a doubt the gym.
Hey jackass that does curls in the power rack: where were you December 5th when it was balls ass cold and the ground was covered in ice?
That's what I thought.
But I hate to be Debbie Downer here because there is one redeeming factor about New Year's...
FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL!!!!!
God what a hangover buster.
Lets get to the games.
11am Outback Bowl: Iowa V. South Carolina
As of right now Iowa leads 21-0 with 8:09 in the second.
1PM Capital One Bowl: Georgia V Michigan State
Big Ten/ SEC pissing match.
1PM Gator Bowl: Nebraska V Clemson
Two crazy ass fan bases colliding in Jacksonville...The perfect storm.
4:30 PM Rose Bowl Penn State V USC
Ahhh yes "The granddady of them all" too bad USC will probably win and Brent Musberger will probably have the play by play.
9:30 PM Orange Bowl Virginia Tech V Cincinnati
Here is the shitty thing about being a fan. If you told me in the beginning of the year that Tech would make it to a BCS bowl I would have been ecstatic. Hell I would've taken 9 wins. But now that they are here, and playing Cincinnati, I can't help but think they are going to crush my soul...FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW. Seriously Tech, 09 has been good so far, don't fuck this up for me.
On another note this will be my puppy's first Tech game, and I'm afraid she will be traumatized.
So here's the thing, drop by and lay some knowledge down.
Oh and Zack, the fragrance you smelled in Festus is called "Flavor" you may not have smelled it before.