Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Caption Contest!


"Football was more fun in Nashville."

or...

"LOL! WHERE'S MAH HELMET?!"

or...

"Oof. My blood sugar is low again."

Come on, let's kick this sack of crap while he's down.

18 comments:

  1. If you have Dia-bee-tus, check your blood sugar, and check it often.

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  2. Cutlerfucker: Wowee!

    Kalimba Edwards: Is that your O-face?...Oh God! I touched it!

    Cutlerfucker: Wahwahweewah!

    Kalimba Edwards: Ewwwww...diabetus.

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  4. Cutler: Your hand is in a really awkward position right now

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  5. Cutler: Oh my god my parents are fighting AGAIN!!!

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  6. I sure hope Nnamdi doesn't catch this one like he did the last one.

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  7. Kalimba Edwards: What the?...Where is it?

    Cutlerfucker: Diabetus causes low-blood flow, and often times a loss of an appendage.

    Kalimba Edwards: Oh. My deepest condolences.

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  8. So, Cutler walking into a bar. Bartender looks up and says "Hey! Why the long face?"

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  9. Cutler: I know, I get it! It's a Sac...ha ha very fun douche bags

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  10. I hope Shanahan gets blamed for this.

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  11. Edwards: "Cutler, I like you so much i want to take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant!"

    Cutler: "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

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  12. Edwards: "Okay Mr. Cutler now turn your head and cough"

    Cutler: Not unless you buy me dinner first ;)

    ...This has been a presentation of sweet talking with Jay Cutler...

    Cutler: "Eat it PAYton"

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  13. as a graduate of vandy...let me say, fuck all y'all.

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  14. Still better than what happened to Darrent Williams.

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  15. cutler looks like sean penn in this picture

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