It seems that some witty bar made a LOL on the behalf of Lindsay Lohan, which got me thinking.
Athletes need their own cocktails. It almost makes too much sense. So for this shit storm, we're going to make our own little athlete coacktail menu. I'll kick it off with the signature drink.
The Lawrence Taylor.
12 ounce tumbler
12 ounces Jack Daniels whiskey.
Rim glass with Cocaine.
Note: Can be served on the rocks, if the rocks are crack rocks.
God this is awesome, I can't wait to open my athlete themed cocktail bar.
Who's with me? Cmon hoooo!