Monday, May 3, 2010

Monday Morning Sh*t Storm

HA HA! We're all friends!

Wa-eeeellllll it's good to be back. Even though Lattimer is off bettering himself, and Stovall and I have our own new blogs that we are maintaining while working, GRH will always be a nice little home that still requires attention.

Anyway, let's get down to the shit storm. Have you been watching the NBA playoffs? No? You like dude butt don't you?

Ok, just kidding. Even someone that walked past a storefront that had Sportscenter on a display TV can participate in this.

What do you think of the playoffs so far? Surprised by anything? Feel vindicated by anything? How about LeBron winning the MVP, you cool with that?

Who do you hope wins the championship? Who do you really NOT want to win the championship? Who do you THINK WILL win the championship?

Anything you got for the NBA playoffs. Stovall and Deafmute, you guys can even say something like, "I don't care any more now that the SEC's best basketball player, Gerald Wallace, is already bounced." For real, I don't care.


  1. I don't care any more now that the SEC's best basketball player, Gerald Wallace, is already bounced.

  2. Actually, I'd like for the Lakers to get to the Finals and then lose by one after Ron Artest misses a freethrow. I feel like Shakespeare would rise from his grave and be like "Damn, that shit is tragic."

  3. Wow, that's a wishlist that even the most insane of basketball writers wouldn't have come up with. Kudos.

  4. I want Nate Robinson to try and go for his classic "little man's got legs" dunk and get swatted back down to earth by big Z and all his fury.

  5. I hate that the Nuggets are out. They played like shit and shouldn't have won, but that' who I was pulling for. I want the Suns to win it all, because who doesn't think Steve Nash should get a ring??? Oh, you don't? Go to hell.

    I don't want the Jazz to advance. I don't like Deron Williams (he's awesome, I know), and I hate Carlos Boozer because he does this
    after every dunk.

    No one cares about the East, except I think we can all agree that Dwyane Wade is the second best player in the league. Wade + Bosh + Miami = highlight-gasm. Think about that for a minute. Let it settle. Tastes good, don't it?

    The Mavs lived up to their potential as the most overhyped team in the playoffs. The Celtics aren't going to beat the Cavs, but are the second best team in the conference. Excuse me, Ray Allen's jumpshot (shooting 56% from 3 in the playoffs) and Rondo are the second best team in the conference. And LeBron won't let the Cavs lose this season, unless he thinks Steve Nash is as awesome as I am and realizes he'll have a chance to win plenty more.

    Hating Kobe's overly-intense underbite,

    D. M. Magic