Ay! You facking moolies needed a picture to perfectly encapsulate the glorious Patriots franchise? Well here it is.
Look! Our mast is broken! That means that we will go no further than we've already gone. We are now just drifting while the rest of the AFC East gets younger and better.
And look at our jerseys! Vrabel, Brady... and #2? Who the fack is that? Flutie? We would rather root for a white person than anybody that actually PLAYS FOOTBALL!
Fack! My Camel Crushes got wet.
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#2 is Boston hero Doug Flutie. The Patriots were not up to par last season but did get younger in this years draft. Go eat some Flutie Flakes, fahkins gibronis.
ReplyDeleteI AGREE WITH ANONYMOUS AND HIS FLUTIE-LOVIN' SENTERMENTS. WE VALUE OUR UNDERACHIEVIN' WHITE PEOPLE! EVEN THE ONES WHO WENT TA AHRTSY FAHRTSY BAHSTON CAWLLEGE WITH ALL THE BOY LOVAHS. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
ReplyDeleteA GREYTAH QUESTION WOULD BE TO DEDUCE WHICH DAHHKIE WE VALUE AWLMOST AS MUCH AS DOUG FLUTIE. KEVIN GAWNETT BRAWT US ANOTHA CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT HE'S NAWT BETTER THAN FLUTIE AND WILL BE SHAWT DEAD IN A BAWSTON STREET IF HE EVER PUTS THE WORDS 'LARRY' AND 'BIRD' - EVEN DA ANIMAL KIND - IN DA SAME SENTENCE. I'M GOIN' BIG PAPI. HE WOULD NEVA DESERT US, NAWT LIKE THAT PREDETAH FAGGOT MANNY! ET TU, MANUEL?! ET TU?
SHAKESPEAH! AWL CAPS! FACK A-RAWD!