Monday, May 17, 2010

Monday Morning S--t Storm!!!

So this is last week's news but evidently there was some type of track controversy involving girls, poles, vaulting, and friendship bracelets.
Now we could debate the whole issue of letter/spirit of rules, but that's not really the issue.

What the coach did was a dick move. If you want to enforce rules then tell the official prior to the jump.

So for this shit storm we'll examine the biggest dick stories in sports.

I have a couple stories.

First one involves something similar to the videos above. We were in a 7 on 7 tournament. Our team had a bye for the particular time slot so we decided to check out some of the better teams in the state. Anyway we have two big powers going at it. There is a close play, two kids collide. No harm, no foul until one coach decides to bow up in one kid's face.

We also had a rival coach sit in a public parking lot filming our practices. We beat them 42-0 that year and eventually it was discovered that the coach was sleeping with 16 year olds. Karma is a bitch.

Ok let's hear the stories. Shit Storm begin.


  1. Wow, I don't think I have anything that can compete with that.

    Buuuuut, remember when Isiah Thomas told his Pistons to go out and try to hurt Jordan? Pretty gay. Jordan retaliated by keeping him off the Dream Team. Karma is a bitch, as Lattimer said.

  2. Sleeping with your superstar teammate's mother (too soon?)

  3. I can piggyback Anonymous's and take all of John Terry's conquests. I had no idea that guy was such a prick.

  4. Chipper Jones going by "Chipper" instead of his real name, Larry. What a douche!

  5. I had a little league coach that was a complete dick to one of my friends. Just because that guy was a little huskier than the rest of us is never an excuse for an adult to berate a 9-year-old.

    That coach is now the Governor of Texas. Not kidding.