
What you see above, ladies and gentlemen, is the latest deposit in my and Brian's beard/mustache adventure.
I put it there to show you all the the Icehouse loves him some beards. I really do. I look at my face like a canvas with unlimited possibilities.
Unfortunately, I live in real society, and therefore and subject to social mores and peer pressure. Therefore I have to shave and keep myself relatively kept.
You know who don't? Fucking athletes. They can do whatever the hell they want. So today we're talking about who has the best beard/mustache. There's some great ones in the annals of sports history, but I'm going to go with a recent one.
Braylon Edwards has one metal-ass beard.

Best facial hair. Shit storm go.