What you see above, ladies and gentlemen, is the latest deposit in my and Brian's beard/mustache adventure.
I put it there to show you all the the Icehouse loves him some beards. I really do. I look at my face like a canvas with unlimited possibilities.
Unfortunately, I live in real society, and therefore and subject to social mores and peer pressure. Therefore I have to shave and keep myself relatively kept.
You know who don't? Fucking athletes. They can do whatever the hell they want. So today we're talking about who has the best beard/mustache. There's some great ones in the annals of sports history, but I'm going to go with a recent one.
Braylon Edwards has one metal-ass beard.
Best facial hair. Shit storm go.
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You gotta love you some Goose Gossage handlebars. I like to think he didn't even know it was there, that it had just always been there, and was never going away. Like a birthmark or something.
ReplyDeleteGoose Gossage will always be in my top 10 because of the way he rocked the handle bars.
ReplyDeleteRollie Fingers is the pretty-boy version of Goose Gossage. Like Billy Zane to Val Kilmer in Tombstone.
ReplyDeleteI was a fan of the Plummer beard in his later years.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Plummer stache? That was hilarious.
ReplyDeletehttp://cache.deadspin.com/sports/plummerstache.jpg
Bruce Sutter doesn't give a crap what season you play baseball in. Summer? Whatever. Deal with it.
ReplyDeleteI just saw this and it's Awesome!
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