pictured above is the lucky fan who caught Brandon Jacobs helmet throw, and the long lost sister of the O'Doyle family.
You can also see security attempting to take away said helmet because pro leagues and stadiums are uber gay about keeping on the field souvenirs.
But not in my shit storm. So today we get to choose the best on the field souvenir.
My choice would be footwear of any kind. Not picky, but I would prefer a basketball superstar. Why shoes? Well simply put there would have to be a crazy story behind the whole incident.
Ok so let's hear it. Shit storm Begin
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The home run ball when someone hits for the cycle.
ReplyDeleteThe shard of bat that FREAKING IMPAILED ONE TYLER COLVIN. And he still ran home. What a champ and hero-..., I mean, idiot Cubbie.
ReplyDeletePS - DOUBLE MMSS? DOUBLE THE FUN!
Bruce Sutter doesn't give a crap what season you play baseball in. Summer? Whatever. Deal with it.
ReplyDeleteWrong shit storm Zack.
ReplyDeleteThis is why we can't have double shit storms. It's like an orgy with all the lights turned off. You can't be totally sure whose hand that is.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a NASCAR fan, but how awesome would it be to have some wreck shrapnel.
ReplyDeleteI bet they adorn mantle pieces throughout the South.
Oh man. Or a tire.
ReplyDeleteMouth piece that just got knocked out of a boxer's mouth...cause...damn.
ReplyDeleteman, good call deafmute.
ReplyDeleteBonus points if there's still a tooth in it.
ReplyDeleteI mean, A football players helmet is pretty good, but I would want a tazer used to take down a streaker or some crazy fan who rushed the field. Number one question would be "How the hell did you manage to get that?"
ReplyDeletethis is what Carrot Top would look like if he wasn't a professional body builder
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