Paul Pierce: "You got all our numbers yet?"
Rasheed Wallace: "Ha, yeah. Look at what I put for Glen Davis: 'Don't Answer.' Ha!"
or...
Sheed: "Yo, Paul, yo bitch keep callin' me. Put that ho on a leash, yo."
or...
PP: "Hey Rasheed, what are you doing?"
Sheed: "Tweeting a bunch of jokes about how your knees hurt because you've been on them too much. Get it? It's a blowjob joke, Paul."
Sheed and Pdouble have always been favorites of mine. I'm glad they're on the same team. I just wish that it wasn't a Boston team.
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Mr. Wallace: RAAAAAAAAASHEEEEEEEEEEE....
ReplyDeleteMr. Pierce: Why, Rasheed! How are you doing this fair morn?
Mr. Wallace:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
Mr. Pierce: Splendid! And how is your relocation process going? I know being removed from your pedestal in Detroit must be daunting, but know that your Celtic brethren - myself included - intend to make you feel right at home!
Mr. Wallace: ...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Mr. Pierce: What say you of this Iranian Nuclear crisis. Formidable, no?
Mr. Wallace: ...EEEEEEEEEED UP IN THIS BITCH! Hey, PierceBitch. You want a joint?
Mr. Pierce: Why, ye- Here? On the court?
Mr. Wallace: Too late, punk ass bitch! Done been smoked! RASHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!
*chirp!*
ReplyDeleteSheed: "Where you at!?!?"
Sheed: "Man, look how crazy starbury is! This web-show he has is nuts. how can someone become that deranged?"
ReplyDeletePierce: *Thought Bubble* "Yea, you wait Sheed. I'll get you next."
Sheed: "Weed man1, weed man2, weed man3, weed man 4, Damon Stoudamire, weed man5, weed man6, ah, there's his number! Scot Pollard."
ReplyDeleteSheed: hahaha That Barack Obama, he a funny mother fucker.
ReplyDeletePierce: I can't believe that. Why did you do that? I mean, it's funny but, what the fuck?
ReplyDeleteCrazy Uncle Sheed: This video fone mane... Never got to film myself pissing on bums before, but now, I get to watch that shit on lock mane, whenever i need a laugh! Know what I'm sayin?
Pierce: No.