Nobody tries to hit Larry Fitzgerald at his new job. Except for of course, Enrique the bus boy.
or...
Larry: "Y'all want to see me cook some meat or catch some touchdowns? I came prepared for both."
or...
Larry: "Well, I told Kurt that 'Morton's' was at a strip club, but that's just because I didn't want him showing up."
These were terrible. This picture is funny. Do good work.
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"STEAK AND FOOTBALL...THAT'S WHAT FITTY DOES"
ReplyDeleteThis was the cover of Steaklovers magazine. While Fitty escaped the Madden curse, he couldn't escape the Steaklovers curse. He can't braise for shit anymore.
ReplyDeleteThe Larry Fitzgerald exhibit at the wax museum didn't make much sense at first, but snack bar sales doubled in 2 weeks.
ReplyDeleteWACARNOLD'S IS HELPING ME MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE COMMUNITY, BITCH!
ReplyDeleteLarry: "Hey, I've been trying to cut this meat with this football, and it hasn't been working. Can you like, give me a knife?"
ReplyDeletewhere the hell did you find steaklover's magazine, anyway?
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