Now athletes are young, rich, and make their money with their bodies. They also have something called an "offseason." It's like they lumped all their weekends into one giant one. Furthermore, there's only one team that can really say that they succeeded at their jobs. When they do, hooboy is it a party.
You see that? Big Papi is still at the office. He hasn't even really begun to party yet. So for today's Shit Storm, name one party or celebration that you always wanted to go to. They can be parties you know about, like the party where Ray Lewis stabbed people, or one that you just assume happened, like 'Terry Bradshaw's Super Bowl Victory Moonshineathon.'
My choice is the party that the NCAA football National Champion Texas Longhorns had at Matt McConaughey's Beverly Hills mansion. After winning the Rose Bowl, the entire Longhorns team went and had a rager at UT's most famous cheerleader's house. You KNOW that shit was off the chain. Ramonce Taylor was still there, Vince, the Griffin twins, Aaron Ross, Casey Studdard, and even Limas Sweed's crazy ass. It's at a house of the thrower of one of Austin's most infamous fiestas. So yeah. Party.
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I've been thinking about this for a week, but I'm kinda thinking a Joe Namath party back in the day would be pretty badass. However for my first pick I'll go with an LT party. The only reason is that I imagine it would be exactly like the party he threw on Any Given Sunday.
ReplyDeleteRespec will be payed mother fucker.
An orgy at Wilt Chamberlain's house. Those had to be the bomb.
ReplyDeleteWilt had a lazy river pool running threw his house. Sexy.
A Lance Armstrong Tour de France victory celebration.
ReplyDeleteParty in Paris with Robin Williams, Sheryl Crow, among others. The wine would flow, my friends.
I think a party at Cooley's house would be pretty cool. Sure it would be like 5 couples sitting around but I'm pretty sure I could get chris to go out and start destroying shit with one of his insane power tools. I also want to see that burning horse video.
ReplyDeleteBill Walton. In his tee pee. Shit would get weird.
ReplyDeletethat AI/Mike Vick strip club thing was probably insane, you know because Vick hasn't seen a girl in two years.
ReplyDelete/cant wait to get Vick jersey
Ohhhhh I forgot about hanging out at Pastrana's house.
ReplyDeleteHey Travis Jump off this, hey Travis take me for a ride in your rally car, hey Travis hand me a Red Bull, hey Travis do twenty backflips on your bike, hey Travis....
The part in Minnesota when Tavaris Jackson got hurt, so Favre would come back.
ReplyDelete-side note: I stood in line for student tickets for three hours this morning. It was the most excited I've ever been about waiting in line in my entire life.
Never thought I'd say this, but you had a Minnesota party fail. There's only one Vikings party that you ever should want to have attended.
ReplyDelete/they're on a boat!
Speaking of Minnesota, how about the neighborhood-warming party thrown by Kevin Garnett and the OBK after they bought a gated community?
ReplyDeleteIt had to have happened.
Deafmute, WHAT THE FUCK you actually WANT favre to come back?
ReplyDeleteIf you're confused I can go on a 3 hour rant after today's revelations concerning his return.
Sorry to launch a polflawa, but Bill Clinton's re-election in '96 after party was probably just nuts.
ReplyDelete"They can't touch us!!!"
/impeached
It wasn't better than Andrew Jackson's Kegger on the lawn, but that's an entirely different SS.
ReplyDeleteAny Spurs championship party. Little known fact, but the Spurs party hard. They just do it clandestinely.
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ReplyDeleteLattimer, I despise Favre. I hate him. He's the most overrated football player in the history of...eff that. He's the most over rated player in the history of any sport. I hate being from Mississippi because everyone rides his dick as much as they can. Just today, my roommate and I had an argument about why he isn't good now, and never really was a hall of fame caliber QB.
ReplyDeleteJust thought I'd clear that up, so your 3 hour rant isn't needed. I already had one of those at Waffle House last year.
well that means we can be friends again.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, imagine going to a brett favre party. I'd probably say something that would get me kicked out.
Josh Howard's birthday party during the playoffs in '08. Infamy, and it made the Mavs suck. Woot.
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