I didn't watch, but I understand Jimmy Fallon was horrible which doesn't surprise me in the least.
But I was watching TV and SPORTS!!!
So for this shit storm we are combining TV CHARACTERS with sports we would like to see them play.
I always thought Chris Partlow would be a great football player. Most likely on the defensive side of the ball. He'd be that quiet guy the first day, just putting on his pads, doing the stretches. The Oklahoma drill comes up and WHACK, he just starts lighting people up.
My only request is that we get creative with this so please no, "Bunk once played Lax."
This shit is theoretical.