Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

Just another Friday in paradise, y'all. What are you guys gonna do this weekend? Party? Sounds good.

So it's been a week. An extremely productive week by all standards. Did you guys see how many posts we had this week? It was a shitload! I would love to keep up this kind of momentum, we'll just have to see. I'm sure that football season will bring us plenty to talk about. Which reminds me, OMG OMG OMG it's almost here!!!!
Sorry, had to freak out just for a second. It's these florescent lights. Or these walls. Or...something.

Well, let's get to the fun, darn it. Because of how much success the last Shakira video garnered, here's another, even sexier one.

Speaking of international transplants, if you don't like soccer after this video, there's something wrong with you. Not that this video has anything to do with soccer, but it's just hilarious, fast, and to the point.

Moving on, in case some of you are unaware, there is still an NBA team in Canada, the Toronto Raptors. The best player on this wacky team is a Dallas native by the name of Chris Bosh. Bosh is not only great, an Olympian, and an All-Star, but he even looks like a Raptor. What does any of this have to do with his self-serving commercial? Not a damn thing.

You know what's great about the Olympics? Women playing sports.

In case you didn't get enough, because I know I didn't. Here is Steve Nash and Baron Davis doing what I imagine they do every day now. Check out Baron's face at the very beginning.

Anyways, that picture above is, in fact, Vince Young. He's probably not partying like that anymore, because in the words of Chris Cooley, NFL training camp is as fun as a bag of dicks.

Finally, Team USA plays Team Russia in basketball starting at 3:00am Eastern Time on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Need something to do when the bars close? Oh yeah, get on top of that. It's going to be better than Rocky IV.