Ron: Ok Carlos, on three. 1... 2... 3... BREAKDANCE!
or...
Ron: Now is when I ninja kick the shit out of you. I'm hood!
Carlos: Not if I kick you first!
or...
Carlos and Ron have successfully hypnotized Joe Alexander.
Holy shit, what is happening here? Image via Team Flight Allstars
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Abstract basketball...GO!
ReplyDeleteYou put your left foot in, you put your left out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.
ReplyDeleteThat's what it's all about.
Ron: Ok, Carlos, we're going to rotate back with our outside hand into modified triangle warrior 4. That's it, mirror me. Yeah, the burn feels good, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteCarlos: My Girlfriend Lucille 2 suffers from Vertigo and I think it's contageous.
ReplyDeleteRon: You idiot, you can't catch Vertigo-oolly shit!
Both: OH MY GOD WHY DID WE PUT ICY HOT ON OUR BALLS?!?!!?!
ReplyDelete/Actually happened to me.
//well not directly on my testicles, but on my groin and my balls touched the icy hot.
///worst 20 minutes of my life.
Goddamn it Flubber!
ReplyDeleteRon: Ok, throw it again, I'm going to bicycle kick the shit out of it.
ReplyDeleteRon: This synchronized basketball routine is never going to work.
ReplyDeleteCarlos: It would if you remember to ball change on the 1!
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