Friday, March 4, 2011
The combine is sadly more useless than usual.
GET THAT DEAL DONE YOU COCKSUCKERS. I WILL BURN EVERYTHING THE FUCK DOWN IF THERE IS NO NFL.
Ok. Got that out of the system. Woo. WOO. It's March. Spring has sprung. It's time to get down. First things first, update the old voicemail.
Secondly, watch some Internet videos.
Seriously, Americans should learn other languages.
Jetpack + skis = one more reason cross-country skiing is gay.
In soccer, if a player on the other team gets hurt for real, you kick the ball out of bounds so that guy can get help. It is considered common courtesy to give the ball back afterwards, and extremely bad form if you don't. In Italy, it is cause for a match-ending sissy fight.
Chamillionaire has a story about Michael Jordan. It behooves us to listen.
Icehouse likes riding his bike. This guy totally sucks and it's a good thing that the cops caught him. Nobody wants to go to jail in Brazil. NOBODY.
And of course, the NFL's most modern tradition: Rich Eisen's 40 yard dash.
Ok. Go outside. Eat, drink and be merry.