Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!

The combine is sadly more useless than usual.

GET THAT DEAL DONE YOU COCKSUCKERS. I WILL BURN EVERYTHING THE FUCK DOWN IF THERE IS NO NFL.

Ok. Got that out of the system. Woo. WOO. It's March. Spring has sprung. It's time to get down. First things first, update the old voicemail.

Secondly, watch some Internet videos.

Seriously, Americans should learn other languages.


Jetpack + skis = one more reason cross-country skiing is gay.


In soccer, if a player on the other team gets hurt for real, you kick the ball out of bounds so that guy can get help. It is considered common courtesy to give the ball back afterwards, and extremely bad form if you don't. In Italy, it is cause for a match-ending sissy fight.


Chamillionaire has a story about Michael Jordan. It behooves us to listen.


Icehouse likes riding his bike. This guy totally sucks and it's a good thing that the cops caught him. Nobody wants to go to jail in Brazil. NOBODY.


And of course, the NFL's most modern tradition: Rich Eisen's 40 yard dash.


Ok. Go outside. Eat, drink and be merry.

"The Middle Class, That Prisoner of the Barbarian 20th Century"

If my quarter mile on this planet Earth has taught me anything it is that I do not understand black Friday. In fact black Friday frightens me.

I could go into a whole post about the worst of human behavior Vs. our reliance on a consumerist economy, but this is a cheap sports/culture blog.

We'll stick to what we do best, which is MAKING FUN OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!!

Up first, we have an altercation in Menards.


I'll give you a moment to figure out what the hell is going on.

To be honest I guessed that some lady stole the pyscho girl's products, which would have made this an awesome exit.

However, black Friday rears its ugly head. Looking at the youtube description the pyscho girl "allegedly" cut in line, management came over, and she flipped out. She also may or may not have stolen a laptop from Wal-Mart.

There's some more, but I found this one to be the most horrific. Behold. North Buffalo.


I watched this video 10 times, and I still can't give it a proper run down. I'll leave it to the hobbers in the comments.