Icehouse has applied to be on Jeopardy! several times. I've passed the test and everything I just never get chosen. True story. I figured it's just because they don't want me taking all of their money. Which I'd do. And I'd be mean about it. "What is 'Fuck you, pay me,' Alex.
Seriously, there's no way I would play nice with others.
Oh man. If you don't know what's coming next, you must be new here.
...wait for it...