Jeopardy! is scared of Icehouse

Icehouse has applied to be on Jeopardy! several times. I've passed the test and everything I just never get chosen. True story. I figured it's just because they don't want me taking all of their money. Which I'd do. And I'd be mean about it. "What is 'Fuck you, pay me,' Alex.

Seriously, there's no way I would play nice with others.




Oh man. If you don't know what's coming next, you must be new here.





...wait for it...

Caption Contest!

Rick: "Hey, can I be a storm trooper, too?"
Storm Trooper: "Do you see any tall troopers? No."

or...

Trooper: "Rick Fox, you are under arrest for showing your ass in 'OZ.'"
Rick: "But Terrence Howard did full frontal in Get Rich or Die Tryin'!"
Trooper: "The difference is, he's a good actor."

or...

Rick: "How much longer do I have to stay here?"
Trooper: "Have you ever seen Revenge of the Nerds? Well, just imagine that scene when the nerd dressed up as Vader plows the Alpha Beta's girl."
Rick: "What?! No! ELIZA!"

Rick Fox getting stuck up by some storm troopers at Comic Con '09. Have fun.