Just watch this video.
I know at GRH we appeal to a more adult and "sophisticated" crowd, howver I feel it's my duty to address the national crisis we're facing.
As you see in the video college students are getting "inebriated" on this energetic alcoholic drink.
Sorry I cant be a wise ass anymore.
Really Assemblyman Ortiz?
YOU are telling me that your heart rate increases with caffeine?
YOU get drunk after drinking the equivalent of 8 beers?
Well shit, fuck me sideways and call me popcorn. I didn't know that.
I don't want to sound like a "back in my day guy", but back in my day we mixed red bull and vodka.
Hell, our dear readers in Tennessee can buy a handle of Everclear. For the UN-initiates that is PURE GRAIN ALCOHOL. you could also buy 5 billion Red Bulls. If you drank them, you would either die, have a really great night,* Or shoot a perfect shot with a BB gun through the hole of a dog ear cleanser.**
But go ahead and whine about your $3 dollar booze. Talk to me when they take T.W Samuels off the market.
*DO NOT DO THAT