Tuesday, February 8, 2011

WORST. TEAM. EVER.

This was one of the best teams last year.


This is the worst team in the history of professional basketball.


So this may be the ultimate rubbing-salty-feces-into-open-wound move, but the more the current Cleveland Cavaliers suck, the better LeBron James looks.

The team is largely the same, minus LeBron, two worthless old behemoths, and a motherfucker.

I really don't care about any other argument. Playing on that team must have sucked total balls. If there were any hope for the Cavs to win, LeBron could have convinced Danny Ferry and Dan Gilbert to get Bosh and/or Wade and/or Amare to come to Cleveland. Wade's team was really bad last year. Bosh's was worse. LeBron's was officially the worst.

You see, Danny Ferry is a racist Duke grad, and Dan Gilbert writes memos in crayon. The only thing LeBron did wrong was not re-light the Cuyahoga river on fire again.

Finally, AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE THE WORST TEAM EVER HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

4 comments:

  1. I guess it's a good time to mention that none of this is hyperbole, and that the Cavaliers have lost 25 games in a row, the record for longest losing streak.

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  2. LeBron's gotta be No. 1 in MVP voting. If he isn't, everyone sucks.

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  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA THEY LET THE BEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE SLIP AWAY!!!!

    What's that? Albert Pujols' contract isn't ex.....

    LALALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALA

    /rocks self to sleep in corner

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  4. The Cards would still be competitive in the NL Central without Albert. The Cavs without LeBron on the other hand...

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