Hey What's Up

Hey, what's up? I'm Seth Greenberg, coach of the Virginia Tech Hokies. You may have heard of this NCAA tournament, whatever that is. I don't care. we didn't make it in. I mean sometimes you wonder if there is a vast conspiracy against us.

Anyway typically people fill out their fancy little brackets to try to predict winners. I just wish there was a more scientific way to do it.

The guys at GRH set up one of their own little brackets. Pffft. It's free and easy to join. I of course won't be participating. in fact I've always been on the bubble for the top three so many years it just sickens me. I mean, I don't want to say there is an agenda against me or Virginia Tech, but it just makes you wonder if someone in the yahoo scoring dept. has it out for me.

Here's what you do. Go to yahoo, make an account if you don't have one.

Go to Tournament Pick' em

Find a league.
League ID=125568
Password=metallicarules

Also be sure to enter a creative bracket name. Because that's really all people care about.

The gang here will give you a prize, typically it's a post telling people how great you are.

Anway, must be nice to play. Just be careful for the "POWERS THAT BE."

One Shining Moment

American Patriot, Scholar, Flavor aficionado, All-World Badass.

These are some of the many words used to describe the innagural GRH bracket champion.

Joey.

Some of you may not know Joey, many of us however know him quite well.

Not only is he a member of the 500+ rebound club, which places him in the top 25 all time of the SCAC, but he also singlehandedly rebuilt the Mississippi coast following Hurricane Katrina.

Oh and I must mention that he played Jonathan Bender for the title of "Best Basketball Player in Picayune."

Naturally he won.

You see as soon as I saw the words "Alabama State all the way" followed by Joey. I knew this whole thing was over. Icehouse knew the same thing which is probably why he picked Texas to win it all just so he could feel good about his bracket. Hell Stovall saw this as such a foregone conclusion that he didn't even take 20 seconds to fill out a bracket.

Hobbers, I made you think you could win, you thought you had a chance, you thought I'd be writing about you right now. You didn't know what we knew. I misled you. And for that I am truly sorry.

But all is not lost. We had some great bracket names such as "I win so much HAHAHAHAHAHA" (And trust me he does) a personal favorite was "Breakfast Tacos and Glory." Let us also remember "The Ghost of Kenny Powers" because we all know Kenny cares about real sports, and does not want to be the best at exercising. Finally we should also look at "Don't Tase me Hansbrough" who inexplicably predicted the world would end some time around the final four, and the finals would never occur. A bold move to say the least.

But all of that doesn't matter, we are all losers.

Everyone bow down to Joey, because this is his 500+ shining moment.


/Cut down internets

Sh*t! We lost!

POINT:
Seth Coy: Shit! We lost!

Man... bounced in the first round.

But spring break is still going on, right? I can probably make it back to that secluded lake and murder a few scantily-clad sexy vacationers before Monday.

That'll be sweet.

COUNTERPOINT:
Ryan Rossiter: ALRIGHT! We get to keep playing!

Check me out, Linus! You better put that 22-sided die away and forget about me coming to play D&D tonight, because this level eight wizard is still dancing!

When this magical dream finally ends, I'll be the biggest man on campus. If the door to the girl's substance-free dorm back in upstate New York isn't frozen shut, you better believe I'll be hanging outside of it with some chocolates and my collection of Franz Ferdinand CDs, just waiting for some girl to slip up and make eye contact with me.

This is the best weekend of my life.

Hey What's Up

Hey Hobbers I'm Chief Kickingstallionsims, well that's a lie. My real name is Grlenntys Chief Kickingstallionsims, Jr. I'm a 7'1 center for the Alabama State University hornets, and I'm here to remind you that we play against Morehead State tonight for the right to go to the tournament and get stomped by Louisville. I'm really excited.

Lattimer also wanted me to remind you about the GRH bracket pool. It's totally free, and totally awesome.

Vitals:
Yahoo
ID # 85273
Password: grh

I already see there is a bracket called "Alabama St. all the way"

Awesome!!!