The Mavericks finally won the 'chip over the weekend, outpimping everybody.
The Mavs were a better-built team, they are better coached and their best player(s) played very well. Moreover, their owner shut his trap and fans (for the most part) did not complain about the officiating of the game.
After game 6, they partied their asses off, which I think we can all respect. They went to LIV, (where LeBron's mom was arrested a couple of months ago) and owner Mark Cuban spent $300,000 (but the stingy motherfucker only left a 7% tip).
Below are some of my favorite pictures from the party.
Dirk takes $80,000 bottle of Ace straight to the dome. No flutes for the finals MVP.
Your dad was at the party. He's the bald one with the tucked-in shirt.
I'm also curious as to whether or not Ian Mahinmi had to pay for his own drinks. I would have made him buy a round of shots for every airball he had in the finals (that's four rounds of shots, people).
And of course, when someone loses $2 million by betting against you, you might as well be magnanimous and let him drink off your tab.
On the way home...
Then the Mavs did something pretty cool that we can actually relate to: they took the trophy to a local dive bar that has a reputation for serving extremely strong drinks and throwing my friend out when he pukes on himself. It is also the same place Dirk and Nash went on their well-documented excursion.
Brian Cardinal photobomb!
And of course, expelling the booze (note: this isn't at the Loon).
Unfortunately, nobody remembered to tell Deshawn Stevenson that you're supposed to stop drinking after a spell. He was arrested in Irving for public intoxication. Something so sad about seeing Abraham Lincoln in a mug shot.
One thing's for certain. The Mavs had at least one angel on their side.