Mavs Win Championship; Party

The Mavericks finally won the 'chip over the weekend, outpimping everybody.


The Mavs were a better-built team, they are better coached and their best player(s) played very well. Moreover, their owner shut his trap and fans (for the most part) did not complain about the officiating of the game.

After game 6, they partied their asses off, which I think we can all respect. They went to LIV, (where LeBron's mom was arrested a couple of months ago) and owner Mark Cuban spent $300,000 (but the stingy motherfucker only left a 7% tip).

Below are some of my favorite pictures from the party.

Dirk takes $80,000 bottle of Ace straight to the dome. No flutes for the finals MVP.


Your dad was at the party. He's the bald one with the tucked-in shirt.
I'm also curious as to whether or not Ian Mahinmi had to pay for his own drinks. I would have made him buy a round of shots for every airball he had in the finals (that's four rounds of shots, people).

And of course, when someone loses $2 million by betting against you, you might as well be magnanimous and let him drink off your tab.


On the way home...


Then the Mavs did something pretty cool that we can actually relate to: they took the trophy to a local dive bar that has a reputation for serving extremely strong drinks and throwing my friend out when he pukes on himself. It is also the same place Dirk and Nash went on their well-documented excursion.


Brian Cardinal photobomb!


And of course, expelling the booze (note: this isn't at the Loon).


Unfortunately, nobody remembered to tell Deshawn Stevenson that you're supposed to stop drinking after a spell. He was arrested in Irving for public intoxication. Something so sad about seeing Abraham Lincoln in a mug shot.


One thing's for certain. The Mavs had at least one angel on their side.

Friday afternoon Fun Bag!!!

"Welcome to the Lou and what we do is a Lou thang"

Ok Icehouse and Stovall are down in Memphis smoking meat......

IT'S THE BBQ FEST YOU PERVS.

Regardless, the fact remains that the weekend is upon us and the funbag marks the official begininng of booze consumption.

.....Aaaaaaaaaaand begin.

Have you ever felt sorry about yourself? Think YOU have problems to deal with? Is YOUR life really really super hard?

Prepare to feel like shit.



I used to be a company man. By that I mean I would only drink Busch products, however as the video below points out, that company has been bought by some Arabs that probably don't even have a country. Fellow Missourian Tom Raper has inspired me to change my beer to PBR keep drinking Yuengling.


Wooooooo roll the pitch!!!!!


I've got nothing on this one, just wait for the Phil Collins drum solo. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be totally bewildered.


There has been a lot of talk concerning the new immigration bill in AZ. All I would suggest is to just walk that shit out for a while.
/LWO reference.


Finally, I'm graduating again this weekend. I'll inevitably have to hear someone tell students who are all dressed exactly the same to become individuals. My advice to the Hobbers is regardless of what you do, do it with every ounce of passion and energy in your body. Take Norm here as an example.


Ok Hobbers, have fun, be safe, write if you find work.