Monday, May 9, 2011
ALRIGHT JABRONIES, LISTEN UP.
We're going to make this one short and sweet, so I'm only going to say this ONCE.
Pick any sport and give it a new position. Describe how it would affect the sport and give some particulars on said position. Don't be a douche bag about this.
My pick: I want one guy on each soccer team who can pick the ball up and run it, like in rugby. Let's call him the boulder. This man will be allowed to run unfettered, although be heavily padded, as hand ball rules will still be strictly enforced, and he will incur many a-cleats to his person. It will still behoove the rest of the team to kick it around and shit, but adds a wild card element to the whole thing. "LOOGIT THIS CRAZY GUY JUST SNAGGING IT OUT OF THE AIR AND RUNNING LIKE THE SWEATY-TOOTHED MADMAN HE IS!"
It also has an element of the Seeker from Quidditch in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. So that's dope.
Shit storm: COMMENCE.