Monday, April 18, 2011

Monday Morning S--t Storm

That has nothing to do with this shit storm, I just really like this picture.

No, the storm has more to do with this.


You may have heard of this Probe brought on by Econ professors to investigate the BCS. I don't think anything will come from it. I do however think it's hilarious. "Hey BCS you suck so hard that Econ nerds now hate you"

But it does bring up a good question. What other suits/probes/ and investigations can we bring against sports organizations, and individuals?

I have one, why are NCAA teams allowed to over-sign players to scholarships? The SEC is notorious for this, and I can see some kid who was on good standing with the team and university bringing up a suit after losing his scholly for a fresh young recruit.

The shit storm is now in session.


  1. I'd like other teams to be able to have veto power over unfair trades.

    Mainly because Mitch Kupchak got Kobe Bryant for Vlade Divac and Pau Gasol for Marc Gasol.

    You gotta develop your Gasols like everyone else, Mitch. Can't just trade a young one for a ready one.

  2. I guess this is just an addendum to an already existing law. But if a team trades a player for another player and cash, or something like that, I want to see the cash rolled out, either in a big treasure chest, or put on display with some big breasted women pushing them out, like in Vegas.

    Oh yeah, and for "Players to be Named," they have to be shrouded in more mystery, unvieled in their new uniforms on homeplate before their first game, like one of Siegfried and Roy's Tigers.

  3. I'd like to see someone like MLB sue the federal government for forcing them to do steroid/drug tests.

    Of course the smartest way to combat this comes from the mind of Vince McMahon. Instead of calling wrestling a sport, he called it "sports entertainment."

    But seriously what right does the Fed. Gov have to tell MLB, or anyone else for that matter, that they HAVE to test for illegal drugs.

    Oh that's right it's because they want to be self righteous assholes.

    Joe Biden went on a rant stating "In America you don't cheat, in America you play by the rules of the game"

    I mean you don't see the government mandating cocaine tests for Goldman Sachs employees.

  4. And let me make myself clear. Joe Biden cheated in Law School.

  5. Let's suspend habeus corpus for Boston sports icons. Make them all go their trials in New York and L.A. GIVE THEM NO QUARTER AND PUBLICALLY EXECUTE THEM.

    This is just to mess with Boston Sports Fans. I'd say they're the worst, but really, they're no Philly. Philly phights back though.

  6. Institute primae noctis for organizations with ten or more consecutive losing seasons.

    If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out.